Dwayne Wade, PLEASE GTFOH!

Man, where do I even begin? I had to come out of hiding for this. I'd said a few weeks back, when I was talking to Don, that I was gonna "reboot" my blog and come back with Beauty in Rare Form 2.0, and then I fell off the grid again (with good reason, I might add...). But then, this dude, Dwayne Wade - who I had a crush on for so long - came out the woodwork with a child. A new child. "But he's with Gabrielle Union," I said, when I heard the news. And then the media outlets quickly let us all know that, "It happened while they were on a break..." 
Let me remind you really quick about Whitney and Bobby. Got that memory? Okay, let's move on.
So yeah, word on the street is that Dwayne was on a break from Gabby when this child was conceived. And now word from my mouth, is "BULLSHIT". Did you hear me? Let me repeat it...BULLSHIT. Let me tell you how this went.