Thursday, January 2, 2014

Dwayne Wade, PLEASE GTFOH!

Man, where do I even begin? I had to come out of hiding for this. I'd said a few weeks back, when I was talking to Don, that I was gonna "reboot" my blog and come back with Beauty in Rare Form 2.0, and then I fell off the grid again (with good reason, I might add...). But then, this dude, Dwayne Wade - who I had a crush on for so long - came out the woodwork with a child. A new child. "But he's with Gabrielle Union," I said, when I heard the news. And then the media outlets quickly let us all know that, "It happened while they were on a break..." 
Let me remind you really quick about Whitney and Bobby. Got that memory? Okay, let's move on.
So yeah, word on the street is that Dwayne was on a break from Gabby when this child was conceived. And now word from my mouth, is "BULLSHIT". Did you hear me? Let me repeat it...BULLSHIT. Let me tell you how this went. 

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

A Chick's, Uhmmm...Clit?

Subliminal, right? Yeah...I know :-)

Let me start with this, because I had no idea:
Marie Bonaparte - great grand niece to the Napoleon Bonaparte - had her clitoris surgically moved. Not removed (thank goodness), but moved. Closer to her vagina, that is. The reason was simple. Like many women, she couldn't  orgasm from vaginal sex. At the time there was - and still is - evidence that if the space between the clitoris and vaginal opening is less than an inch, a woman is more likely to be able to orgasm through penetrative sex alone. Source is here.
I had to clear my throat on that one when I first read it. 

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

90-day benefit package

I am beyond tired...wanna throw up in my mouth tired, of all the dudes coming out writing books about how women should behave. Stop that shit, already! Tyrese Gibson...boy have SEVERAL seats, please. You and the Reverend Run. Today would be nice. Steve Harvey and his Think Like a Man bullshit. Ain't he the same one who cheated on his wife and wifed up the one he speaks so highly of now? He got his dick wet with the mistress, and she was just as bad for bedding somebody's husband. Not just their sometime lover, boyfriend, etc. No, she laid down with that woman's husband and there they are now, a self-proclaimed, power couple. GTFOH. But women are hanging on his every word. Yeah, okay. Not this one.

Anyway, I was watching Think Like a Man the other day and I think it was Megan Good's character that was on the whole 90-day waiting period. They flashed to Steve Harvey referencing his days at Ford Motor company and how when he worked there, a 90-day probationary period was in place. Yeah, yeah. That's just about everywhere (some places 6 months, some even a year). After that time passes, the employee is, "all in," right? Benefits kick in, you come off this period of "we're watching you...just not as closely". The ropes are lessened.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Pretty is Temporary...Dumb is an Eternity

This is the very reason I agreed with crazy ass Kenya Moore when she was talking about Porsche Stewart's ignorance, with reference to the Underground Railroad being an actual train!
“It’s easy to laugh and call her dumb, but the reality is even more painful — we have failed her,” Moore wrote. “Our educational system has failed her, anyone who coddled her or encouraged her to focus on her makeup, weave, and shoes to find a man to take care of her rather than her education has failed her. Anyone laughing at this gross ignorance has failed her.”
There were #Str8Crickets when I watched this chick ask the locomotive question on television viewed by millions. 

But I digress.

Now, the caption below, I just came across proves that broads really need to know that there exists the possibility of being both beautiful and intellectual. Multi-task, heffa, multi-task. Close ya legs for a minute, stop hummin on something, and pick up a damn book.

A lot of these mess-ups I see fools making is shit we learned in Grammar school! What's that somewhere between Kindergarten and 5th grade, or some shit? I don't know. All I know is that it was taught, and where the fuck were they?!

She's a pretty female. There's not anyone that can take that from her, but if this chick ain't like so many others that I see all up and down and across Facebook and other places, that don't know how the fuck to use, "To...Too...Two", and "Your...You're = You Are".

Damn! It's just disappointing as hell. 

Then I've heard people defend it like, "Well, I'm not the best speller..." Okay, that grammar, not spelling. Umkay. And the fact that you know that you aren't, means that there's still time to fix that shit. Admitting is the first step, so that leads me to believe that they are comfortably, and happily incompetent, and hell to the YES I have a problem with it.

And while I'm rambling, does anybody even know which words I'm referring to?